“Oh No, You Just Didn’t Say That?” Part 3

by admin on November 22, 2011

 

 

 

I’ve received so many requests for a Part 3 of “Oh No, You Just Didn’t Say That?”, crazy things our clients say.  You’d think I would  have run out of these tid bits by now. NOPE!

Hope you enjoy reading them.  We remained shocked here, as always.  All clients remain confidential! Only we get to laugh at them.

Q. Why does my dog, smell like a dog when he leaves your place? I can’t stand that!!!

Thought Bubble: Really? You’re really asking that question?   You do know  your dog has been sniffing butts all day long for 7 days?

Q. Look, I’m late for a meeting, can you lint brush me off?

Thought Bubble:  Are you crazy? I’m kind of uncomfortable doing this to you. You don’t keep a roller in your car?

Q. We love leaving our dog with you. But, I’m allergic to dogs.  Can you lint roll off my dog? Last time there was still dog hair on Ronni.

Thought Bubble:  OH NO! You want us to lint roll off you dog?  Are you kidding me. This is doggy daycare. If I could control the amount of dog hair that flies around here, I’d be AMAZING!

Q. Client calls with this complaint:   Barney came home from you daycare and pooped right in our living room, at 7:00 pm in our house!!! Yelling client on the end of the phone.

Thought Bubble:  Hey lady, if I could predict the exact moment in time of this natural occurrence, I’d be charing you $100.oo an hour! I’d be that good.

Q. We say to the client. “Heads up, your dog eats poop, clean up after him please.”  Client. “Yay, we forgot to mention that to you.”

Thought Bubble:  I love my kids too, but lady, after I tell you this, don’t kiss your dog right in front of me.  TMI!

Q. Hi There!  We’d like to drop Fluffy off at 8:30 am on Sunday.  It’s good for us. Thanks! Click!

Thought Bubble:  Hey Lady, don’t you read our emails that states our hours. You blind?  Come on now, just look at our hours.

Q. It’s ok if my dog pees in your house? We just can’t seem to get him to go outside.  Even our  housekeeper tries.

Thought Bubble: Oh sure, that would be devine.  Nothing would make me happier than to have your dog peeing in my home.  Bring that 1 on. This 1 never gets old. It keeps coming back around.

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Bill Long November 22, 2011 at 9:10 pm

Oh heavens!!!! If you keep admitting that there are things that you can’t accomplish you may be asked to turn in your Wonder Woman tiara.LOL Another good blog. Keep theme coming.xx

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admin November 22, 2011 at 10:25 pm

Loren: This stuff just never gets old for us. NEVER. Thanks for the read my friend

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admin November 22, 2011 at 10:27 pm

Ha Ha, Bill….even I “Just A Gal”, can’t accomplish everything…YOU know we have Part 4 in the works…BECAUSE, This stuff ROCKS and you and I both know….we’ve seen a ton, but people say the dumbest things:) Thanks always Bill for your support and friendship!

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LOREN November 22, 2011 at 9:15 pm

Love all of the comments…..looking forward to part 4 of course….

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admin November 22, 2011 at 10:29 pm

Loren: I did write a comment back…probably going to be a dup, however….YOU KNOW Part 4 is already being worked on. And as much as I wish, that people couldn’t surprise…I’d be foolish to think so. Peace!

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small sized cars November 27, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Thanks for the informative article, it was a good read and I hope its ok that I share this with some facebook friends. Thanks.

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admin November 27, 2011 at 5:54 pm

Glad you enjoyed the blog!

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