“I Kiss My Dogs On Their Lips…..”

by admin on February 3, 2012


and I like it!  I have to laugh at this title, which 1 of my facebook friends sent to me.  “I kiss my dog on the lips.” I can remember my mom telling me with our family dog;” Don’t kiss him on the mouth. It’s dirty. Do you know where his face has been?  I would instantly stop. Yes, of course, I knew where his face has been.  I saw him lick way down there. When she wasn’t looking at me, I would bend down and take my dog’s face in my hands and  kiss him smack on the lips.  I could feel his cold nose touching my face.  Maybe his tongue would catch me by surprise and lick me back, as fast as I would kiss him.

Oh YES sister, to this day,  I  kiss all of my dogs right smack on their lips. And I love it!

It’s weird to some and maybe to most, who don’t own dogs. I’m even a germ phoebe.  In fact, I’m here to even admit to the world, that I always take their faces in my hands and kiss them on the mouth.  It’s a habit. It’s a guilty pleasure.  The secret that everyone will tell you they don’t do.  I know these people, they tell me so.  But I know they do it  We all do it.  We all love it.

Hell, to the yes. I kiss my dogs on the lips and I love each and every single time I do it. I do it all the time. I can’t stop myself. I know you do it too, even though you tell me how dirty it is. You do it too. You can’t help yourself.  Who can?

I say “Cheers” to all my friends that do this.  I’ll even give you little fibers a high 5. You all kiss your dogs on the lips and they all lick you right back…on your lips.  Our nasty little secret is out. We’ve all been busted.  Even your crabby boss does it.  It’s the only time you can imagine they can love anything.

Hope you enjoyed this blog of mine.  Sign up for the blog, under my photo and hit the “lick” prompts. I won’t tell on you. Promise.

You can follow me on facebook. Alanna Chasin and Alanna aka The Dog Buddha.

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LOREN BLUMBERG February 3, 2012 at 1:56 pm

NO WAY!!!!!!!!! Yes I kiss my dogs on top of their head or on their cheeks, but never on the lips. Your Mom was right, “Don’t you know where their tongues have been?”….LOL
My G-d, do you at least quickly wash after your “Lovefest”?

Ok, now that I have made you laugh (I Hope), yes we all have done it, though I must say if and when it happens, I immediately run to the nearest sink and wash my face and lips. Nice blog to help bring a dirty taboo to light…..


admin February 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm

You are too funny! You and my mom would have been fast friends on this subject. LOL on washing your face and lips. But a kiss is still a kiss, as they say. Love that you zipped me a comment. YUP, you made me laugh. I’m still going to kiss my dogs on the lips and maybe I will wash and maybe not….Thank you, as always for making me laugh and posting here.


Shelly and Layla February 3, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Of course I kiss Layla on the lips – I call her kissy lips cos is my eyes that is what she is LOL and I don’t care what people say – awesome blog as usual as I laugh over here with my coffee xxxxx


admin February 3, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Love to hear your comments Shelly. I would kiss Layla too, becuase you know I kiss that Winston, Zoe and Rainey right on the kisser. I am good to go not caring about what people think. We are birds of a feather.


Bill Long February 4, 2012 at 3:14 am

Considering some of the people I’ve kissed in my sordid past a dog’s lips would be considered sterile – I’m notorious for going down to the dog’s level and letting them sniff and often touching noses if they want


admin February 7, 2012 at 3:00 am

Bill, all I need to say to you is BRAVO my friend. You’re always part of my club.


Carol October 9, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Why yes I have and it’s very enjoyable….lol. They’re my best friends and what a little dirt between friends.


Shelly March 8, 2013 at 3:32 am

Ummm errrrrrrrrrrrrr Layla is such a shmoocher that yup I kiss her on the lips and if she had it her way it would be all the time tooo :)


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